2Cathy wasnt the best student in summer school and often slept in class. One day the teacher asked "Cathy, who created the world?" The boy sitting behind her pulls out a pin and pokes her. "God Almighty!" screams Cathy. "thats correct Cathy" says the teacher The next day while Cathy was asleep the teacher asked her "who is your saviour?" the boy pokes her again and, "Jesus Christ!" she calls. "That's right" says the teacher The next day she asks Cathy "What was one of the last things Adam said to Eve?". Neddless to say the boy pokes her again. "If You stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!". The Teacher almost fainted and Cathy didn't come back to summer school ever again
3A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. they start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation,the doctor casually says "You need to stop mastrubating" The guy replies"Why doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says "no but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room"
4A blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to remove her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair ,she falls asleep in the chair. the barber can't cut her hair correctly with the headphones on so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops down dead. Startled he picks up the earphones to listen and it said "breath in breath out breath in breath out..."
5A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity. The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on. The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on. The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right. The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads!"
6A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir," says the cop. "You were going 60 in a 50." "No, I wasn't." "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!" says the man, angrily. "And you weren't wearing a seatbelt," says the cop. "Yes I was." "No, you weren't," says the wife. "SHUT UP!" says the man, really angry. "Ma'am," asks the cop, "is he always the rude and violent?" "Only when he's DRUNK
7Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home